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So today we learned this is a thing, at least according to this seller who has at least three separate listings for the seeds which “passed trough a Colonial settlers butt”. The description continues: “What’s fun is that some of these can still be grown! My friend plants Privy seeds every year and grows some of the best tomatoes! Think about it, these are 200 year old seeds that have not been genetically modified or altered in anyway. THEY ARE SO GOOD!” Well shit, sign us up and call us outhouse robbers because we can’t wait to taste butt seed fruits and vegetables. The best part is we can always recycle the seeds again for an endless supply of “fresh” food. Do you even need to add fertilizer? The good news is that shipping is free.
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