Aliens Took ‘Em

https://www.ebay.com/itm/235101419280

There are five photos on this listing. Lots of great angles and everything is in focus. However, this is a play set which opens up to display a scene and if complete should have several figures and pieces with it. There are no photos of the inside or any mention of the pieces. It’s just out of this world.

“MINT COND”

https://www.ebay.com/itm/303920868038

When you are charging one million dollars for an item you should probably take a few extra moments to capture some nice photos. In a pinch the top of your dryer will work. Shit – even the top of a toilet tank is white. This caught our eye too: “Shipping obviously free, but to be discussed.” So shipping is not free? What is the discussion about? “The second picture is an illustration.” Yes. That would be the illustration on the box. We get that. Also that power cable looks heavily used considering that “I only promise that it turned on in the Apple store years ago and hasn’t been turned on since.” Are we to believe they bought a six hundred dollar device which is almost eight hundred dollars today and then never used it again? We get it. By all means sell your old idevices. You paid for them. You deserve something in return. Just take a few more photos and be honest about the condition.

“fun times back then”

https://www.ebay.com/itm/165976975523

Oh boy. We’re not sure what these two items have to do with each other. We do think that in nineteen fifty-six they would have scrapped the nails instead of trying to make a quick buck off of trash. Was it really a better time though? The year before Rosa Parks was arrested for daring to sit down on a public bus and countless others were arrested for engaging in sexual acts with the same sex in the ensuing decades. The polio vaccination was a newfangled invention and the United States was at war in Vietnam. We will admit however that it was probably a better time for white males whose biggest worry was their beard.

Good Condition, New (other)

https://www.ebay.com/itm/155492931761

This is listed as “New other (see details)”. Even in the title it says “Good Condition”. And then buried in the last photo and the description we find out that the sound DOES NOT WORK and that the battery compartment which may or may not include the battery cover – that part is unclear – is corroded. This is a really quick way to get an item not as described claim.

Just Do it.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/394651645732

Honestly, we like this. The price is funny. There is more than one photo. Clearly it is an authentic french fry because you can see a half eaten burger in the background. Shipping is free. There is a lot to like here.