Home

https://www.ebay.com/itm/264269755340

https://www.ebay.com/itm/205030285464

We originally focused on the dirty sock and croc in the background but this crotch photo gives us something much crustier. Take a good long look at this person’s thumbnail. His actual thumbnail, and not the photo. The good news is that for the low, low price of one dollar or best offer (which would be ninety-nine cents), you can have this gas cap that has been touched with that encrusted thumb.

https://www.ebay.com/usr/sohoauction

Every seller needs a mannequin head. We believe that around here. But we also believe that every listing does not need a mannequin head in it. With that being said when we browse ebay we like variety and that is surely one way to get aHEAD.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/388657666991

We’re not going to comment on the quality of the photos or the background that is dirty and cluttered. We are actually going to just assume that the full contents of what is included was actually meant to be shown in this uploaded black frame. Otherwise we would be left with out of frame photographs that do not make the contents actually clear and a description that clarifies nothing.

(Scattegories if you will.)

https://www.ebay.com/itm/335135067453

https://www.ebay.com/itm/116532409194

We would gentle as a kitty, like to remind these two sellers that ebay’s definition of new is as follows:

This would exclude opened and damaged items from the new category that both sellers chose.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/226041068516

This listing has eight photos and yet Thriftalicious couldn’t be bothered to slide out that plastic rectangle and let us see the tape. Roll the tape Resale Shop and let us inspect that aging media for signs of the dreaded mold. There is just no need for eight photos of the box.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/295993796916

We’re not here to talk about Disney VHS tapes being listed for crazy amounts. We want to talk about this selfie buried in the photos on this crazy listing. If Bryan is going for demented Santa, well he nailed it. We’re just not sure how that helps sell tapes for far more than they’re worth. Also Bryan left the prices he paid for the tapes still on them while including screen shots of a graded tape he is not selling. There’s also another picture below his of maybe his band’s album(s)? We’re not really sure.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/363655347866

By our count we got two feet, a hand, and a leg in a total of two photos. Quite the feet don’t you think?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/266846445078

It would be nice if just one of the photos of this pin was in focus to see what we are buying. Elvis is surely singing the blues from his grave over this one. And we get it. Pins and other small items can be incredibly hard to focus on but we find that another item in the background usually helps.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/234621784629

We really expect better from the Sports Illustrated Store. Itinerary is clearly visible in three out of four of their photos and yet it is misspelled in the title.