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https://www.ebay.com/itm/125679565209

Nothing to see here. Just a million dollar Christmas card for you all. But it’s not for sale.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/195211820937

At least this is authentic. We are impressed with the taping skills there. Should we put our shadowless Charizard through the shredder?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/403892495781

The only thing better than the title is the description:

Be right back. Off to list our doorknobs for seven hundred times what we paid for them.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/164140178428

We just don’t see it. As much as we would like a realistic life sized figure of the former Cheeto in Chief, this is just not it. Our best guess is that they had a bunch of random wax figures and slapped a passing wig on them. They are also way too thin and too young looking. In addition there are no photos of his body which leads us to think that this is not in fact a full body statute but merely a wig on a generic head. At least the shipping is free.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/314249901668

https://www.ebay.com/itm/325397442779

We aren’t exactly experts but we do not think that is a picture of an iPhone. Kinda nuts though isn’t it? “do not buy” this obvious picture of trail mix for three hundred and forty-five dollars. Easy peasy.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/283139190291

We screenshotted the only picture even remotely in focus. There are nine pictures for this listing. It took us several viewings before we even realized there was branded merchandise in the photos. With that price tag you would think they would make a better effort…

https://www.ebay.com/itm/403461710544

There is a lot to unpack here. Let’s get started with what exactly you get. A pile of legos to build this “crappy looking T-34 WW2 era tank”? It clearly says you build it yourself. And then we have the motive. “You don’t need this you would just be funding my goal to get a DP-66 soviet era Geiger counter”. The entire description is pure gold really, including this random poem:

*mic drop*

https://www.ebay.com/itm/225257730827

Don’t buy this. Even when it is in stock. A quick search shows us that they clearly priced this card at physical prices while selling a digital item. No wonder they want to keep that listing’s metrics. That’s one hell of a get rich quick scheme.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/124775526543

Odd that the title includes one specific color only. Even more odd is the fact that that color and almost every other color is sold out.