Magic The Scam

https://www.ebay.com/itm/284498496531

This part right here caught our attention:

They are calling the sauce packets rookie cards too. We’ve never played Magic so we’re not sure what is going on here at all so we’ll take their advice and “*DO NOT BUY*”. Also we don’t have forty-two thousand dollars and some change laying around. Good thing we have no use for twelve moldy tacos.

Weird Skittle

https://www.ebay.com/itm/385089960296

For a short amount of time this “Weird Skittle” is up for grabs. Act now. Unfortunately I think you have to be willing to pick this up locally in southern California as it looks like aikian0 does not offer shipping.

Again With the Pet Hair?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Factory-Sealed-A5K-02817-Microsoft-SQL-Server-2008-R2-Workgroup-5-CAL/314022501344

Your dogs are cute, but I don’t want something covered in dog fur. In fact, most people don’t. It’s very common on eBay to advertise that you ship from a pet free home as if it’s some sort of selling point. This account seems to lean into the dogs as a selling point. Looks like their other listings include the same cute photos of the dogs. All of you out there with dogs: time to put them to work.

Say Ahhh!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/144592740463

This treasure is no longer available, sadly. Shelley Winters is a bit before our time but maybe she starred in a major medical drama we missed? Otherwise why the tongue depressor? The only question we can think to ask is: why?