People of eBay

https://www.ebay.com/itm/285151748655

For less than twenty dollars this Sexy Beast could be all yours, complete with yellow underwear and stuffed panda bear. No flat sheet included but you get that sweet sweet farmer’s tan and a somewhat clean fitted sheet. Possibly included is some belly button lint.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/313302090705

Too bad eBay only allows one photo per listing. And too bad that photo is kind of a one shot, can’t change or edit deal. Too bad this is blurry. You had 23 more chances passionnata_girl. Apparently she is not passionate about focusing or taking extra photos.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/165878052583

Speaking of boxes, here you have a clearly used rebranded television box being sold as a new bicycle box per the description. Kona bicycles are a real brand. Their graphics on this box are certainly interesting.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/334296080076

Around one thousand dollars for a box of bitterness and disappointment is intriguing to us. Can we also put our current bitterness and disappointments in it, pack it up, and store it in a forgotten corner of the closet? If so this might actually be a bargain.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/263616738289

We think this is an internal memo that became the title for some reason.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/255915668493

We’re just going to drop this here and not comment on location, or description, or the fact that five of these have been sold so far.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/255867459241

We see what they are going for here but think they fell pretty short. The outdoor aesthetic isn’t really working for us either but if their first picture was in focus, well we wouldn’t have even brought it up.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/144888444765

We kinda like this guy. He’s clearly having fun with this listing. Also this is basically who we assume every eBay seller is – an old white dude. But we are glad this dude seems like a fun guy.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/224124065051

We’ve seen some trash in our day. We even threw some out today. Funnily enough we did not decide to list it on eBay. There are a few similar ones on eBay that are intact and they are even cheaper than this one!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/155226126198

These are two seperate dog figures as other pictures show and yet one is getting a good sniff of the other’s butt. That was a choice that was made and then photographed for the listing.