People of eBay

https://www.ebay.com/itm/134285939505

These are boxers. Not briefs. According to the unverified lore in the description these were a gift directly from George H.? What an odd gift. We also wanted to mention that the profile pic for the seller reminds us of our dentist.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/114908571269

We have to admit. This seller is not horsing around. They even got the white gloves out that are featured in a photo. This costly chip even comes with a case!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/175476424153

This one is a twofer.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/144359004696

If you are asking north of three thousand dollars for something you might want to include a photo of the item but that is just insane I guess.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/325325927500

We love the title. So many sellers overuse “R@re”. This is an honest title. The only thing we can’t decide on is if we like the title or the description better.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/174760813064

The pin is one dollar and eight cents. Shipping is one hundred and fifty-eight dollars. Hell of a deal.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/265895220633

Do you spot it? We did. Hard to miss it when it is right there in the first picture. Dear pappap1-1: It’s called a crop tool. And it will take the crap(per) out of your photos.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/304630147514

We would probably feel better about this listing if it was the actual person wanting the money in the photo. Their profile photo does not match. Neither does their other listings showing a hand. So they basically want ten thousand dollars for uploading a photo of a random person they don’t know?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/195415717439

“Knob Raws Penis Painting #3 “The Peen of Dingland”. Painted with acrylics, this wonderful portrait of the queen of England was conducted by a penis, only a penis, and nothing but a penis.” There’s a video linked too. We checked it out in the name of Peen and will say that there is no actual nudity shown. https://youtu.be/MNzzYb1MJHY

https://www.ebay.com/str/inthedesertmountains

Honestly it seems like this method works for this seller. They photograph the hats as they are with no cleaning or straightening. That second listing is a sold. The expectations are on the floor so how can they disappoint? Personally we would blow off the dirt and run a cheap lint roller over any hat we were selling but it seems like that isn’t really necessary.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/225177600369

Shockingly this did not sell. Even if it was full we don’t believe it would be worth the almost seventy-three thousand dollar price tag. And that’s just for starters. We do however like the description. At least they are honest.