People of eBay

https://www.ebay.com/itm/325327068858

We don’t see it but we also wouldn’t spend thirty-five hundred on a piece of orange snack food. Too bad it’s not black like this gem: https://peopleofebay.com/2022/09/06/black-cheeto/.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/175393948357

New plan. Instead of listing all of our things on eBay we will take photos of it and list them instead. Can’t lose.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/m.html?_ssn=jurassicpark115&_armrs=1&_from=R40&_sacat=0&_nkw=homemade&_sop=16

We sat on this one for a couple of days. We like the ambition. We just think the homemade items are a little high priced. That’s all. Also our 12-year-old can make some things that look pretty similar.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/385039339660

We don’t think this listing title was intentionally mistyped to mean something a little different. Although that is a white boy on the pamphlet…

https://www.ebay.com/itm/354254883177

Alright so we saw this listing and immediately had a thought. Whoever made these scrapbooks is a good arson suspect. We’re sure they are long dead but do we know where they were at the time of all these fires?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/234660534257

That is a Chia Pet. Which you can purchase new for less than a third of the price, but hey it’s “in excellent condition”. Bonus battery for scale. Maybe this could be a good resale opportunity. Buy new and resell used? To be fair this ships from Jordan so maybe this is a rare item in that area?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/385106882260

Much like this listing, this post is going to be very low effort.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/195331002181

“Multiple holes all over front of shirt and paint pictured some”. We have better things in our rag boxes. At least it’s not listed as “Like New”. Seller is pretty upfront about the wear and tear on this shirt. On top of that, (get it cus it’s a top?), that style is in fashion. You can buy pre destroyed clothing new or just wear something from Walmart once and it will have more holes than this. So for a mere thirteen dollars plus shipping this can be yours and you too can be in fashion.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/203826406948

We’re not from the UK so we don’t understand things like milk in glass bottles that are shelf stable. At least we hope that’s what this is and not some curdled vintage bottle hanging around photobombing their listings. That label does not look super fresh. Just saying.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/304599006767

Listing software going wild? Looks like the description for this is simply the email eBay sends out when they have to remove a listing. Apaprently this piece of art features “sexual wellness items”.