People of eBay

https://www.ebay.com/itm/115185432428

This is just a test. “TEST  * * * * * * DO NOT PURCHASE * * * * * * * “. More than ten available though…

https://www.ebay.com/itm/334195694266

Not sure what this is but based on the photos you might get between one to five packs of stereo earbuds.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/144651999176

There is a lot going on with this found photo. Honestly, the listing itself is fine. If we found this sucker in the wild we would list it too. The kid is holding the world. Fine. The lady is hold a book about dogs? Did their dog die? Do they even have a dog? Where is the dog? Are they going on an airplane ride to pick up a dog? Actually that makes sense. Maybe? Although a cheap toy airplane branded by a computer company doesn’t really convey that they flew United or American for example. Was this a weird trend we missed while we were out taking normal family photos? Is this an Australian thing? Is that what the “Au” stands for. This treasure is totally available for twenty-four fifty plus shipping. And we think that’s a great price. This is a masterpiece.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/385096571605

This just seems like an unhinged rant.

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https://www.ebay.com/itm/314124985496

This keeps getting relisted. We’re not sure what it is or why it is 20,000 dollars. Sounds like you get a fresh written note though for all that money. Almost sounds like a steal. Almost.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/333217656520

We are very uncomfortable with her fondling this large phallic crystal. Picture after picture of it. The measurements are included in the description so this just seems purposeful? We get that it’s the “BIGGEST on EBAY” but you might want to step away and look for a man your own size. Just saying.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/175401755153

We’re honestly not sure what this title is. There’s no additional information in the description either. We think they are storing tires in their apartment hallway and the superintendent is not happy about it?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/363548086340

We’re going to need a bit more info before we drop twenty-five big ones on this. There are no other photos, no size info, in fact there is no other other information in the description. Weird. But hey, all net proceeds go to charity so what’s a cool twenty-five thousand for a virtually unknown object.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/354254323334

Much like the “Weird Skittle” this item ends soon so act fast! We’re going to need a bit more information otherwise we will assume this is a rat turd and that’s a whole different category.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/284399191451 https://www.ebay.com/itm/284399254628 https://www.ebay.com/itm/284399246357

So today we learned this is a thing, at least according to this seller who has at least three separate listings for the seeds which “passed trough a Colonial settlers butt”. The description continues: “What’s fun is that some of these can still be grown! My friend plants Privy seeds every year and grows some of the best tomatoes! Think about it, these are 200 year old seeds that have not been genetically modified or altered in anyway. THEY ARE SO GOOD!” Well shit, sign us up and call us outhouse robbers because we can’t wait to taste butt seed fruits and vegetables. The best part is we can always recycle the seeds again for an endless supply of “fresh” food. Do you even need to add fertilizer? The good news is that shipping is free.